You know you’re a crazed endurance athlete when…

1.  You pass drunken students still out getting their groove on on your way to your race…

2.  You go to bed at 08h00 on a Friday night wearing compression pants that are so tight they give you nightmares about being fed into a wood chipper feet first…

3.  You spend more money on supplements than you do on allmost anything else…

4.  You will rather buy yourself new running or cycling shoes than food…

5. You’re so stiff you have to walk backwards and on all fours down the stairs and all the while you’re thinking how you’re going to go running as soon as possible…

6.  You don’t have enough money for food but you go ahead and buy yourself a new pair of running shoes… (I did this today)

7. You have a app on your iPhone that gives you the height, weight and favorite food of every single rider in the Pro Tour Peloton

8.  You’re so excited about doing a race the next day that you can’t sleep so you end up blogging about it…

9. You wear ‘recovery’ pants that are so tight they will very possibly cut off all blood flow to your toes but none the less… (been wearing mine now for 12 hours straight…)

10. They have just stolen your car and you consider running or cycling to work. Really!

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